text messaging

the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.

Ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month.

by Ashley Jill December 6, 2006

Massagejacking

When some douche tries to steal a massage you clearly claimed for yourself on facebook.

Dude: Oh man I desperately needs a back / neck massage.
Douche: Dibs!
Dude: Hey no, no, I get dibs on the first massage; no massagejacking my status.

by Spark510 November 24, 2010

Massachusetts Fun-Dip

The act of taking ones hand like a fun-dip stick and licking it then dipping it in a pet or loved ones ashes then fisting the ashes into your ass

“There goes Douglas. That boy always Massachusetts Fun-Dips there must be something wrong with him”

by Muppet-God October 30, 2017

messages

the app that allows you to message your friends until you get bored or the conversation get weird at 2am

karen: i hate messaging people i get bored
karen2: mine get crazy i love messages

by ummmmm...1 October 17, 2019

gut massage

the act of sex. usually with a promiscuous type woman

come on bitch take that gut massage.

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

miley {massacre}

This is what happens when Miley Cyrus is played live in front of a large group of people.

The 2004 Tsunami was bad but nothing like a Miley Cyrus concert.

I tried to talk her out of it but my late best friend just had to attend the latest miley {massacre}.

by lollerskatastic August 25, 2010

face massage

The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."

Hey, can you give me a face massage? cunnilingus face sitting

by mhonfleek March 27, 2016