metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Kaden was metaphorically molested at the bar.

by Natattack December 1, 2023

ultra-modesty

Ultra-modesty is modesty that is taken to more extreme than usual levels. Ultra-modesty is often used to describe women in relationships who devote themselves to their partner/future partner in ways that others may view as extreme. Such examples of this include not posting on social media, not talking to other people, dressing extremely modest, and hiding their face.

Person 1: I can't believe Person 3 stopped talking to us.
Person 2: She got a boyfriend and decided to be ultra-modest for him.
Person 1: I respect that. Ultra-modesty sounds like true love!

by advancedlove March 27, 2024

Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated

A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.

by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024

Traditional Mores

Ben Shapiro wants to teach his kids this...

Hym "But when he says 'you may want to teach your kids traditional mores' what it REALLY is is coded language for 'You may want to teach your kids the gays are evil.' So... That's what THAT means. He's arguing for his 'right' to be a bigotry generator. Like, you start with 2 people who think gays are bad and then they shit out as many vermin as they can, program them to think gays are bad, and now everyone else has 8 gay-haters to deal with instead of just 2. And then they can leverage their religious freedoms against opposition to the idea gays are bad and now they get to do a bill C-16 in Florida so they can insulate theur kids from the idea that gays aren't bad."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

Butthole Molestation

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Adorably Argumentatively Modest

A term for people who cannot take a compliment but their constant protests to compliments just make them even more adorable.

Lucy is so adorably argumentatively modest, she always fights me when I tell her she is amazing and beautiful.

by Whatislove September 16, 2014