Mombarded

When you open your dating app and it’s single moms lighting up your messages and notifications.

I only started the dating app a week ago, and I have been mombarded by Milfs.

by Durty Perlz September 12, 2023

Momma Doi

slang for a deceitful and disingenuous old woman can be used as just doi
generally lacks any boundaries and loves to make someone else's business their own

She is such a Momma Doi

by iampoor September 14, 2023

Momanosexual

the sexual orientation where you become scara simp and get poured by holy water scaramouche on by the one and only momano

Find her on genshin or discord “momano”

“Hey man what is your sexuality”
“Momanosexual she simps for scaramouche too much and pulls out holy scaramouche water all over me”

by Cxassiedy September 15, 2023

Momalize

Mom's over analyzing a joke or something funny.

Wow you just momalized that!

by Whitty McGee September 27, 2023

Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.

Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

momma's spicy greens

Why the whole family is busy flushing after Sunday dinner

Hurry up in the bathroom jerk! We all had momma's spicy greens damnit

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024