Chief Moment

Cock Blocking oneself when the situation is 100% guaranteed.

I had a chief moment last night. I drove a girl home and she invited me in for coffee and I said I didn't like coffee.

by BIS September 16, 2012

Joey Moment

The moment when someone is flabergasted by a situation.

I had a Joey Moment when I saw the clown stop for gas.

by pkurfess June 16, 2009

Sans moment

When someone says something messed up. That's a Sans moment.

-I will record my girlfriend when I'm pounding her.
-that's a Sans moment

by Sans8 January 17, 2022

Andu moment

An "Andu Moment" is an action that determines an event, a moment or an action that Andu does for ironic or serious reasons that some people would say it's rather stupid or they might think it's a predictable action that Andu does. "Andu moments" can also be past action memories that are summoned in the present.

CC: How did you get injured?
Andu : I've beat the shit out of an alcoholic but my hand is killing me now. So I'll just smoke some cigs and get drunk so my pain can go away.
CC: Andu moment...

by ToxicBoye May 18, 2021

Ferrari Moment

A moment in your relationship when it's moving too fast for everyone else, but it's just the right pace for you and your life partner.

Roro: Hey, should our parents meet on the second date?
Rari: Babe... Talk about Ferrari Moment!

by Roro8787 June 7, 2020

Simen-moment

Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from the famous Simen, who would do a lot of stoopid things

"He just stared at the window for like 10minutes!"
"yeah he must hav had a simen-moment"

by OhMyGodItzLeo March 25, 2022

Arch moment

When you do something really creepy or strange

You just became a sex offender! That’s really an Arch moment

by SnowyHornet February 12, 2023