mom’s spaghetti

LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON THAT BITCH AND ITS AMAZING. Oh and it’s also a lyric from academy award winning song by Eminem “Lose Yourself”

Knees weak arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
mom’s spaghetti

by Murminatrix December 26, 2017

Mom I’m Famous

When a person on youtube gets a lot of likes

“Person 1 says a joke and gets 12K likes”
Person 1: “Mom I’m Famous”

by I’m an Airplane lover June 9, 2022

mom fox

Intelligent words to say at a party

Boy: Knock, knock
Mom: Who's there
Boy: Mom Fox
Mom: Mom, fox, who
Boy: Everybody

by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023

mom slut

Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night

Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?

Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

mom jokes

The oldest kind of jokes in the book...a joke about someone's mom...usually stupid and unecessary.

"Yo momma is so fat..."
"Shut the fuck up. Mom jokes are so 10 years ago..."

by A. Babica April 30, 2006

Mom Has a MySpace

See also, MILF. A hot Mother, who has teenage or grown children, who has a MySpace account and is, therefore, cool...two years ago.

Jenn's Mom has a MySpace, dude

by jameswax December 5, 2007

Mom job

When a woman comes on to you sexually in a motherly fashion, even during the sex act itself.

She brushed back my hair and called me baby in the middle of the mom job.

by sanddiver23 June 29, 2009