cock miner

He who loves to be an ass!

Aaron Smith is a cock miner!

by Hairy Wong April 28, 2003

Chilean miner

An interesting sex position, related to the recent Chilean miner event.

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"

by Apox66reddit September 4, 2010

Miners on strike

Named after the industrial action 1984-85 (The Miners Strike) when Britain was brought to it's knees by miners solidarity and the phrase 'One out, all out'.

A particularly agressive bout of diarrhoea that reduces time spent in the toilet by 50%.

Feeling rough today Dougal.
Had a few beers last night and I've got the miners on strike. Excuse me.......got to dash....

by The good looking one October 1, 2010

The Chilean Miner

It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.

That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.

by Bubbabobobbrain December 8, 2010

min-maxer

A min-maxer is someone who tries to maximize the minimal amount of efforts to make in daily life.
It often happens in crowded cities, where people don't hesitate to cut you off, so that they make the least amount of steps to go where they have to. In the process, they pretend they don't see you, even though you had to stop at 1/12th inch of them, right before bumping into them.
Parisians excel at this.

When visiting Paris I encountered a lot of min-maxers.
At the end of the day, I was about to go postal on anyone because of them.

by Mike G. aka migalo April 23, 2010

Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

minerals

1. Bullets or any metallic projectile used to shoot and kill enemies or perceived enemies.

2. Semen, ejaculate, sperm, moneyshot, cum.

1. Da pimp was so angry he gave his beeotch da minerals.

2. Peter North is famous for his minerals. A mineral millionaire.

by Lourenco January 8, 2004