4 minute wonder

the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts

e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on

they spend so much time looking that

:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up

thats where music channels come in

what do you do on your 4 minute wonder??

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009

5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

by Crippler8 July 24, 2008

good minute

not quite as long as a minute, but as GOOD AS a minute.

Desmond: Yo Mr. Gordon, how long is a "good minute"
Mr. Gordon: less than a minute, but just as good

by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

New York Minute

Quicker than quick; a "New York minute" is relative to a few seconds everywhere else.

"It happened so fast; it was all over in a New York minute!"

by sharona December 9, 2003

one minute wonder

A man who only takes a very short time to ejacualte as he is inexperienced and all around bad at sex. Also known as quick draw.

I thought Joey would be good in bed because he has good stamina as he does GCSE PE, however he turned out to be a one minute wonder.

by annanas99 February 23, 2015

Grilled cheese minute

A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.

"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"

by Artholor the Great October 18, 2014

Litres Per Minute

Litres of fluid sucked through a straw within a minute -

you could use it as a measuring device for felching competitions - to establish the winner - for example - Competitor B was the winner, with X amount litres of cum averaging X litres per minute thankyou very much.

by Phillip Newton July 17, 2003