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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
mugGet the Spit on a midget day.mug.

Midget Mafia

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"
by Dathom February 2, 2025
mugGet the Midget Mafiamug.

midget

my gf is a midget.
by efegevrahtegaeb94372042710913 November 14, 2021
mugGet the midgetmug.

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)
Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck
by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025
mugGet the Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suckmug.

The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
mugGet the The Miami Midget Shornmug.

Trip up a midget month

Trip up a midget month is from November to December it so you can annoy your small friends
She is really annoying me
Go trip her up, it’s trip up a midget month
by Penis1568 November 18, 2020
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Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds
I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
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