Michigander Cupping

The act of getting a male, grabbing him by his anus. Ripping it open, then lubricating it. putting a Stanley cup inside of it. Then you take it out so it’s loose, put plaster inside of the rectum. And then flipping him upside down, hanging him by his penis by fishing line. And then eating a bowl of cereal out of his plastered over asshole.

Pastor Allen: yo yo yo! Wanna go and pull a Michigander cupping on that girl over there?

Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!

by Qennyy May 14, 2024

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Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025

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michaganders

That nigga from michigan

Those fucking michaganders and there faygo

by Ze office now May 13, 2018

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Michigain

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Michigaining

1.) The act of Michigan taking the Upper

Peninsula from Wisconsin.

2.) Land being annexed into the state of Michigan

"Give Wisconsin it's mullet back."

"Too late, retard. We Michigained it."

Or

"We have Toledo still."

"Not for long, Ohiomo. We're Michigaining it as soon as the next civil war breaks out."

by Great Lakes Boi January 5, 2021

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Michigonian

A dumbass who thinks it’s michigonian not Michigander

Michigander: fuck you

Fucking Ohio person: oh yeah! Fuck you, you fucking michigonian!

Michigander: the fuck did you just call me?!?! *beats Ohioan*

by Prof. ButtDick July 6, 2021

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