merc

To Not help out with daily chores.

The kitchen is a mess, " Oh, it must have been Merced"

by Sir Merc A Lot January 11, 2008

Mercedes

A vehicle brand of which the 1925-1948 models with required application are classic cars.
Can also be used as a female name. This "female" may look like a certain animal, known as an elephant. Due to their overly large ears. She's also a biter if you know what I mean. She's got much cellulite on her stomach and the sign of "666" found underneither her hair. So if you see someone like this, report it to the Calgary Zoo.

"HEY muh name is mercedes IMMAH gangsta AND i DONT'Z KARE wat Y'ALL gotz TA SAY bout ME CUZ it DONT MEAN nutin 2 ME I lyke TAKIN picz OF MUH boday THAT i THINK is OH so sexxeh AND im GONNA beat SUM galz CUZ I think I CAN do IT"

She may speak like that.

by TyanaBryttani September 7, 2008

White Mercedes

The car for your average everyday karen. If you drive a white Mercedes you are probably a 16 year old girl named Emily that calls herself PAN sexual!! If you think this car is a good car at all then you are more of a crackhead then Emily. I feel so bad for anyone who has to drive such a unbelievably woman like car!

A white Mercedes just pulled up next to me and called the cops because I was hitting my vape.

by Jake from all state June 20, 2020

Mercedes College

1. The definition of Toys (See Definition 2)

2. Mercedes College is a Catholic, co-educational day school located in Springfield a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia. It was established by the Sisters of Mercy in 1954. Originally a boarding school for girls, it is now a coeducational school. Filled with wogs, wiggers and fake hardarses the school is notorious for the gutless toys that inhabit the school. They unofficially believe that their intercol is against Scotch College, although Scotch does not share this belief due to poor quality of Mercedes sporting teams, evident in the past sporting results.

3. Mercedes 07 trashed my school (UHS), and then tried to blame it on Scotch College by spraying grafiti that read Scotchies 07 near the damaged property, although due to Mercedes Students inferior knowledge spelt Scotch Collage (sic) instead.

Due to this important mistake it became clear that Scotch Was not involved, highlighting the strong relationship we have with our friends up at Torrens Park.

Mercedes College - A private school which is below the standards of most public schools in Adelaide.

A breeding ground for toys.

by Ralpho9 November 14, 2007

Dirty Marcella

When the female partner queefs whilst fitting a jar of pickled eggs up her vagina forcefully, often causing consecutive queefs which gradually arouse the male partner.

Man, I met this bird and she took me to her place, I undressed and turned and I saw her pulling a dirty marcella, beautiful shit.

by RAFSHE7 April 18, 2020

thirsty merc

Rather dissapoiting australian band who sound just like every other gay pop band, and are waisting valuable airtime on the radio for better bands like Jet and Spiderbait.

thirsty merc can fuck off

by Aussie Rocker April 24, 2005

Merc

Like when you feel something so good.
or also
When you murder something

That female give me good head that felt like merc.
or also
I merc that video game to level 100.

by J to da P July 5, 2004