Melvined

To be scammed by someone who is clueless they're clueless.

Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....

by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025

Melindie

A Melindie is when you sit so hard on your boyfriend's face that you break his nose, but you don't even notice because he can't scream with his face buried between your ass cheeks and he slowly drowns in his own blood.

"Bro, did you hear about Dave?"
"Yeah dude, death by a Melindie is rough."

by longjohn29 November 24, 2025

steaming melvin

when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping

Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.

by Mavennica February 1, 2010

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

dom melting

This is in a similar vein as dom breaking, but instead of the process being a rough and brutal snapping of will it's instead light and affectionate. Smothering and doting on the target until finally they can't help but melt into a submissive.

Dom Melting allowed me to be submissive without feeling like a bottom bitch.

by Woundwort January 11, 2019

cool melinda

When a chick ticks an ice cube between her buttcheeks and farts on your face

There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight betwix the cheeks of her hindquarters and proceeded to give me a cool Melinda. I had pink eye for two weeks....

by StoneageMouse April 5, 2019