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Melindie

A Melindie is when you sit so hard on your boyfriend's face that you break his nose, but you don't even notice because he can't scream with his face buried between your ass cheeks and he slowly drowns in his own blood.

"Bro, did you hear about Dave?"
"Yeah dude, death by a Melindie is rough."

by longjohn29 November 24, 2025