Matter

If it did you would undoubtedly lie about whether or not it did.

Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2023

Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023

Matta

Cannabis, Weed, Marijuana

"Laten we matta gaan blazen"

by mattaManAKAgroteBedoeling December 21, 2023

Marteanna

Smart , Fine , and Pretty . You ever meet and the one you need in your life . She cool to be around , and she loves .

I’m lucky to have a smart and loving Marteanna in life

by Heyyy bookies November 20, 2023

Matteoism

The annoying Matteo actually just living, which is incredibly annoying. Annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying

Person 1:"I hate Matteoism"

Person 2: "wuts that'
Matteo walks in
Everybody: UGGGGHH / EWWWW / ETC.

by Sophie is November 23, 2023

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever period.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024