Pool of Masturbation

A giant orgy, a large pool in which one masturbates. "Jump into a pool of masturbation" means to start masturbating.

Yeah screw you Jill" Tom said " I rather go jump into that pool of masturbation over there

by GodAlmightySatan June 3, 2010

Masterbationist

The act of one human alone frequetly masterbating nonstop.

Jon Marshall is a frquent masterbationist to good house keeping.

by Phillis Dickinme February 1, 2010

Mind-masturbation

The act of mind-fucking yourself

Mind-masturbation:
Kevin: Yo I just mind fucked you!
Josh: Nah, I mind fucked you, so its like you were mind-masturbating
Kevin.... -mind blown-

by dcember3092 February 18, 2011

Brain-Masterbation

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.

In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

by Card_Sultan May 14, 2015

Obsessive Masturbation Disorder

Obsessing with masturbation

Matt: Dude you have a Obsessive Masturbation Disorder

Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well

by badentransportation August 23, 2011

Intellectual Masturbation

Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that they cannot possibly understand.

Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.

Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?

Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!

by intdes April 25, 2010

masturbathon

to have a masterbating contest with another gay friend of yours

by GGGGG-unit May 7, 2003