mile-high club

Having sex with another person in an airplane.

I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.

by Duke January 27, 2003

Mile in a glass jug

To titty fuck a girl between her breasts, or glass jugs, if you will.

I really needed some Mile in a glass jug, so I approached Veronica, the town slut, propositioning that she let me titty fuck her massive jugs.

by BenJuan May 2, 2010

mile high chub

When you get a boner on an airplane. The sadder more pathetic cousin of the mile high club. Commonly afflicting 13 year old boys and french diplomats.

Stewardess: That kid that I just gave orange juice to had a mile high chub.

by dominique strauss cunt December 2, 2011

crooked mile

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008

miester

A common misspelling of the word meister meaning master in German. Often used as a suffix to a persons or part of a persons surname in an attempt to create a cool nickname.

See the file American Pie's Steven Stiffler or the 'Stiffmeister' as he is nicknamed. (or miester if you were to misspell it)

by Paul-E-O October 1, 2007

8 mile

is 12.8 km

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Mile Long Club

Sex while riding the train: in coach. (So you have to do it in the bathroom like in the airplane "Mile High Club")

We need to take a train trip together long enough for us to join the Mile Long Club

by GeorgeStacey June 19, 2010