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Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh
Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.
by longschlong79 August 24, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a smart male that has lots of friends doesn't like school/high school loves video games and hanging out with his friends Matthew is Funny,honest,has a good sense of humour and is tall

(This might not be true this is just what I know from my friend Matthew just like everything else I post it's based on what I know)
#Matthew
by Kris Ross Does Stuff YT February 15, 2017
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Matthew

Matthew is that one guy in Comhairle that just screams babe at random moments and gives the best hugs
Yep that's Matthew
by Anybodywannadance777 October 18, 2019
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Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.
Oh he's a Matthew
by rello123321 December 4, 2018
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Matthew

See that fucking Matthew over there, he fucking autistic mate
by Me, you fuckin donkey August 3, 2019
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Matthew

A guy with brown hair, dark eyes, and a heartwarming smile. Matthew is mostly a very funny guy, but he is a deep guy. He is good about going to church and events at the church. He loves to be the class clown and make people laugh. He is athletic too even if he doesn’t think it. He is also a very though guy, not a thing will get past him. He cares about people and barely has any beef with anyone. Matthew is a special dude.
Classmate:1- Matthew who’s your favorite superhero
Matthew- Shrek

Yes this actually happened, and it wasn’t a joke he meant hulk 😂
by That random gurl May 4, 2019
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Matthew

U have a Matthew
by Mataias September 20, 2019
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