Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Matthew

The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her

Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad

by Subscribe To PewDiePie November 15, 2018

Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.

Oh he's a Matthew

by rello123321 December 4, 2018

Matthew

That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.

Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?

by SadietheKat August 10, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is the most loving and carring person ever he will be the best boyfirend /bestfriend matthew us one youll hardly get at times

My friend matthew is so complicateing but i love him

by Lyssa gilding December 26, 2018

Matthew

A guy with brown hair, dark eyes, and a heartwarming smile. Matthew is mostly a very funny guy, but he is a deep guy. He is good about going to church and events at the church. He loves to be the class clown and make people laugh. He is athletic too even if he doesn’t think it. He is also a very though guy, not a thing will get past him. He cares about people and barely has any beef with anyone. Matthew is a special dude.

Classmate:1- Matthew who’s your favorite superhero
Matthew- Shrek

Yes this actually happened, and it wasn’t a joke he meant hulk 😂

by That random gurl May 4, 2019

Matthew

Litteral fuckin autism

See that fucking Matthew over there, he fucking autistic mate

by Me, you fuckin donkey August 3, 2019