A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
Extremely sexy dark skin n**** with third mainland bridge cock , very rich most times and always confident in decision making
by Anonymous sexy November 22, 2021
The most down bad a male can become. So far down, he has somehow looped back around and become an alpha-nak male. This entails that he no longer has a foot in the race but insists that he is the top of the food chain. Alpha-nak males should be deprived of attention at all costs or they may multiply like bacteria.
"Dude, that guy is such an alpha, I think I may have to step down as pack leader..."
"Nah dude, hes so far gone hes just a Alpha-Nak male. Don't worry about him man."
"Nah dude, hes so far gone hes just a Alpha-Nak male. Don't worry about him man."
by AbsoluteWarlordGamer September 16, 2021
by male.angelicism October 24, 2022
Tall, skinny, redheaded male who poops like crazy, and clogs the toilet. (like 2 foot long turds) who eats fresh fruit and vegetables, mostly celery.
by vaxerino April 05, 2022
A: Whoa, look at that guy! What's up with his face?
B: Yea, he's totally geared up with some plate male.
(A+B): /high five
B: Yea, he's totally geared up with some plate male.
(A+B): /high five
by Dr_Donut February 03, 2012
by Sir Leaky Bum October 02, 2021