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X-Logic

A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.

Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.

Short for Christ-Logic,

much like X-mas is short for Christmas.
Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.

Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.

Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.

Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.
by Black Plowman October 8, 2011
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whore logic

When a guy backs out of plans he made with his buddies in order to spend more time with his girl. A concept that is generally unacceptable except by someone who is as dumb as a stupid, stupid whore.
"Sorry you guys, I'm going to have to head out early. My girlfriend wants to go to a movie tonight."

"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"
by somerandomguy59 February 5, 2010
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The definition of the word "logicport" is the handle of a "1337" "hacker"
Anyone heard of the hacker "logicport"
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Logisticate

to provide the vision and overall direction for a task that will be completed by other people.
The Laundry will be picked up, sorted, pretreated, washed, dried, folded, pressed, hung and then delivered same day as per your wishes, but I'll be sure to check in with the team ahead of time to logisticate.
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logify

by use of logic...

1. the use of logic to convince someone of something..
a. Arguable constituency
2. an explanation using logic, and reason

2 1/2. to define
3. to stump
4. to correct

(logifying, logicification, logifier, logified)
(Kid)"I like blue"
(Dad)"Im sorry kiddo but you're wrong. Blue hasn't been a color since the late 80s"
(Kid)"But it's my favorite"
(Dad)"Well it cant be your favorite if it doesn't exist now can it?
(Kid)"I guess not"
(Dad)"thats how you logify boy"
(Dad)"Oh yo daddy is a master logifier, yessir!"
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Logical Ascension

The process of which one comes to a conclusion by asking questions pertaining to the the logic of the situation.
How do I write a script? Use logical ascension, if your characters are in space how did they get there.
by Mc Answers November 1, 2011
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Logic

I have logic.
by Logicgyfcknggr November 8, 2013
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