logify 

by use of logic...

1. the use of logic to convince someone of something..
a. Arguable constituency
2. an explanation using logic, and reason

2 1/2. to define
3. to stump
4. to correct

(logifying, logicification, logifier, logified)

(Kid)"I like blue"
(Dad)"Im sorry kiddo but you're wrong. Blue hasn't been a color since the late 80s"
(Kid)"But it's my favorite"
(Dad)"Well it cant be your favorite if it doesn't exist now can it?
(Kid)"I guess not"
(Dad)"thats how you logify boy"
(Dad)"Oh yo daddy is a master logifier, yessir!"

logify by WelcometoDylanD February 4, 2010

Loyify 

LOY-if-eye (verb): to throw up ones entire body, thus turning inside out and dying. caused by extreme disgust.

..but then her sister walked out into the hallway in booty shorts. i wanted to loyify right there!

Loyify by j¿rdan March 10, 2009

longify

To make something longer

Person 1: This egg looks weird

Person 2: I longifyed it

longify by Queen Breezy March 8, 2019

lorifyed 

A blonde woman with a D cup who likes to joke about dicks.

Melissa: Did you hang out with lorifyed yesterday?
Alice: Yeah and they told me that i’m a duck face who should suck their dick :(

lorifyed by okayillstopbeinghorny August 28, 2021

lolify 

an ascended being of ROFL FOXY giving him godlike traits, he is easily able to destroy mrpickledany, incognitoamigo combined. he has no need for human ketamine and will overpower any obstacle that comes his way

Person 1: Ayo, that's lolify
Person 2: Dip!

lolify by joeyjakey June 15, 2021

logicycle 

a mathematical way to say 'wedgie'

i have a logicycle.. i think it's 2/3 the way into my butt

logicycle by lisaprincessofwales February 26, 2003

Logified 

When something is proven with logic, thus clearly winning an argument.

-"Logified" is said to the person who loses an argument due to logic.
- Often accompanied by wiggling one's fingers at the loser of the argument.

Mike: Dude, your team sucks!
Nathaniel: Really? Because we're actually in second place in the league.
Mike (and all others present): Logified!

Logified by TheMachine January 13, 2009