I'll lick your clit 

The equivalent of I'll suck your dick, but for women.

A woman is the only means of attaining something you desire, so you are willing to go down on her for what you want.

Commonly used by males on female drug dealers or male's seeking to get laid.

1: "I need this job, I'll do anything!"
2: "Like?"
1: "I'LL LICK YOUR CLIT!"

I'll lick your clit by The Lazer Viking February 14, 2008

Farmer John salt lick 

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

Farmer John salt lick by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

pussy lick 

Sticking your tong on a wet pussy and licking it.

I have just licked my girlfriend's cunt last night while performing oral sex on her. I performed a "pussy lick"

pussy lick by Pussy licker. May 4, 2008

Titty lick 

The art of licking a girl's boobs skillfully.

We were having a Titty lick session all night long

Titty lick by Grenintitty January 11, 2017

oreo lick off 

Total 4 participants. Two black males and one white female - double penetration. 4th person comes in and licks as hard and as fast as they can to get the cookies to crumble and the cream to flow.

That oreo looked so good that I had to get in there and have myself a good old fashion oreo lick off.

oreo lick off by Applecore69 March 20, 2011

ea lick 

When someone is liked by EA sports. They get very lucky on EA games such as Fifa.

Person 1: Hey I just got Rooney in a pack on Fifa!

Person 2: EA Lick!

ea lick by Shipperzzz69 October 15, 2013

Spit Lick 

A spit lick is tobacco rolled in a rolling paper with a cardboard filter tip. Stoner's like me usually do this when they're out of cigarettes, a shitty tasting hand rolled cigarette.

"damn dude we're out of smokes" guy 1

"grab some bacci out of the bacci tub and roll a few spit licks" dude 2

Spit Lick by NNNNNN August 17, 2014