Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
Get the You can lay your legs on me if you want tomug. Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
Get the My dick is so hard I could lay a brickmug. Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
Get the National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.mug. a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
Get the LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBERmug. by Random guyyy a February 17, 2022
Get the jiang laimug. Lays is a beautiful, gorgeous , stunning and a very intelligent woman. Shes sexy, knows what she wants and is a go getter. She is not for everyone and shes okay with that. Her circle is small and she enjoys her freedom. Which is why is common for her to run away when she starts to develop feelings. People will often feel intimidated by her, she is the kind of girl that turn heads when she walks into a room and is often the center of attention. Don’t be fooled by her sweet innocent face, trust me she is a bad bitch! She can be distant and appear cold but all it takes is for her to find someone that will treat her the way she deserves and she is all yours and only yours. Lays has an amazing personality! Shes Classy! And has the best sense of style! Her body is so beautiful but her mind is even more attractive.
Lays will definitely steal your heart.
Be aware, you will most likely fall in love.
Lays will definitely steal your heart.
Be aware, you will most likely fall in love.
by Yourstruly198911 November 22, 2021
Get the Laysmug. 