Don’t tie your laces

Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked

Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap

”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”

“Don’t tie your laces”

“Why?”

Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity

by V1dur4n September 14, 2019

LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!

He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)

Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!

by You’re a 3 year old January 9, 2020

lakeside

a town full of hicks with a school that has FFA (Future Fatsses of America)

*fat kid is walking down the street in overalls*
Random guy: "Hey where are you from?"
Fat kid: "I'm from Lakeside why?"
Random guy: "That explains a lot"

by Mykayla July 6, 2008

Late Lunch

When a guy walks past you while you're making a sandwich in the late afternoon and asks, "Late lunch?", then walks into the toilet and proceeds to take a very loud dump.

Oh man I ate a lot of Mexican food today and I think I need to do a Late Lunch.

by gasbag85 August 20, 2010

South Lakes High School

South Lakes for short, its pretty ghetto, even Fairfax High School is better.

See South Lakes for definitions by people that really go there.

by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY January 7, 2004

Latasha

One who is favored by Coach Fizzle cuz she's cool like that. She wears rags on her head and I don't so I'm nothing...I'm a piece of squirrel crap to Fizzle.

Latasha made honorable mention because she looked like India Arie with that damn thing on her head at Wednesdays practice.

by Brina November 30, 2003

late-skeet

1. When you're having sex with a girl and then you pretend to cum. Then once she goes to bed you skeet all over her. Hence, the late-skeet.

2. Chanelle, because she always shows up 3 times later than she says she will

1. Last night I late-skeeted on this your mom. She was confused when she woke up but when she realized what had happened she asked me to do it again.

2. "What time do you wanna study" - Chris
"I'll be up there in 2 hours, so like 6:00" - Chanelle
"Guaranteed she won't be here on time" - Mark
...10:00 Chanelle shows up

by IceyTurtle May 18, 2008