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White Knight

A male that sports white undies and works a physical job or competes in physical activities, the likely hood of sweeting and secreting "assbutter" would inevitably leave fecal stains within the white undies left for the wife or girlfriend to stare at disgust.

"Olny the bravest traverse the gauntlet of white undies" The White Knight
"I seen Ralph after rugby practice slip on some white undies hes fucking brave !

"yeah thats what you call doing a white knight"
"Knight in shinning undies haha"
by ICEsmoke September 14, 2018
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white knight

a dude who supplicates too hard and probably has a small winky.

can be seen shaving with gillette and voting for hillary due to her gender alone
white knight: can i buy you a drink m’lady?

white knite: we need a woman presidannnt

white knigt: gosh golly i love my gillette razor. it always reminds me to check my male privilege
by jarlin dando March 14, 2019
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Nismo Knights

Street racing team originated from SoCal. Home to the fastest N/A VQ series who are all tuned by @saul_nismo_knights. #FuckAdrian
Wow, did you hear about Nismo Knights gapping every Admin tuned niggas ?
by Tomei350z August 8, 2019
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scary keith

"dude guy, ya got 5 comments today!..almost a scary keith!"
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The Swiss Knight

A sexual term involving Swiss Cheese and oral sex.
To perform The Swiss Knight you take your dick and put little pieces of Swiss Cheese inside and around it. Don't shower for a month. Then you have sex with someone in the mouth so they can smell your cheesy dick.
by hobocrunch September 23, 2011
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Knight Rider

You see Erica over there? yea shes a Knight Rider.
by theblacksican July 17, 2016
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like Keith on poon

This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".
I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.
by Jimmy October 4, 2004
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