Jonathan

Jonathan Is the chillest guy you'll meet. He loves to have a Good time and Do random shit. HE gets Girls but he cherishes sex as something special.

Jonathan is soooo much fun.

by xfj May 28, 2022

Jonathan littles

If u see a jonathan littles just know hes a cool guy

Cool as Jonathan littles

by anonymous June 7, 2021

jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024

Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of guy women have wet dreams over and men wanna be like. Jonathan's typically hunt in packs together they are usually referred to as sigmas. They have extremely big dongs and will steal your girl in a matter of 10 seconds or less. The eternal rivals of Jonathan's are Nicholas and have been on the winning side for the past 1,000 years. They are known over achievers and leaders. Jonathan's are considered peak human potential.

TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy

Jonathan is such a cool guy

Jonathan makes me think about life

Im so in love with Jonathan

by kaiserreich28 May 13, 2022

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023

Jonathan

Jonathan is a kinda good looking guy, but he is such a nerd. He is the side character of your main character story, but he is the greatest npc you`ll meet. He loves saying "I swear" while he plays his favorite games. He doesn`t like people in the spectrum, but likes showers.

Who is that?
Jonathan, my npc bestfriend!

by sapsa September 27, 2022

Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch

Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself

by Fioana November 6, 2020