Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.
by Cockzilla69420 October 3, 2020
Get the Casey Johnsonmug.
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Get the Weeaboo Johnsonmug. She is a beautiful kind girl who can be a little mean at times, especially to her siblings. She loves almost everyone and will give help to anyone who wants or needs help. She does have blow up moments but she is always caring. She is good with school and is always willing to teach anyone anything for school. She is smart and generous. Everyone needs a Jessica Johnson in their life!
Person 1: She is so kind, she helped me with my math assignment.
Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson
Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson
by Bugga_13 December 7, 2016
Get the Jessica Johnsonmug. When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.
Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019
Get the Trumping the Johnsonmug.