Johnny Cochran

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.

by toee May 17, 2006

johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.

"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"

by Marshall Bananna May 23, 2006

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

johnny depp

johnny depp the sexiest man ever. i wish he wasn't so old cuz then i would fuck him. hes so beautiful! hes also a great actor

johnny depp is so sexy as crybaby in the movie!!!

by crybaby...wow! December 7, 2006

Johnny

Johnny is a very lovable person

Johnny is the kind of person that would die

by anonymous October 22, 2020

johnny depp

yummiest guy in the world-its not eyeliner its coal-hes fukkin funny in pirates-hes awsome in his other movies too-brill acter-cant believe hes forty-vanessa paradice(?) is the luckiest woman in the world

Johnny Depp has his daughter's name tatooed over his heart.(isnt that sweet?)

by Jaclyn-Toni November 26, 2003

Johnny

the person who is no longer holding me hostage

me: thanks jonhny Johnny: Im going to kill you

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020