Jizz Gun

A penis

I was mad when I saw his jizz gun was small!

by jizz gun sucker September 14, 2009

Jizz Up

To wait a couple days, the average usually being four, where you do not masturbate to increase the amount of semen inside your sac. This increases sensativity the next time you jack off and will ejaculate more semen, thus making it much more worth it and pleasurable.

Yo man when i jizz up for a whole week i explode in the shower!

by 2004yankeeschoke April 8, 2010

jizz dump

when someone deposits a copious amount of semen over a railing onto the passerby below.

A: Dude you totally just jizz dumped. They are going to be pissed!
B: I know, let's get the fuck out of here.

by eljefethesnake July 23, 2012

Post Jizz Syndrome

The immdediate feeling you get after you ejacualte. The sudden and total loss of all sexual desire and hornyness. And the desire to be alone kicks in.

It was thursday night and i was so horny. I called over my usual booty call. Just as i was done post jizz syndrome kicked in and i had regretted my decision.

by KnightRider March 10, 2009

Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.

Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"

by JR1995 January 11, 2011

Jizz Khalifa

When your super stoned having hardcore anal sex with a stranger -- you quickly pull out spraying seamen all over her back and simultaneously she has explosive diarrhea covering you from face to knees..... Uh huh you know what it is. Black and yellow.

Don't Jizz Khalifa

by Pink Fairy Dust June 4, 2015

Jizz Kill

The emotional and physical feelings of post-sex. After having an orgasm, the Jizz Kill consists of feeling unattached to one's partner. In some cases, a multitude of factors after having an orgasm during sex includes the following:
1. The uncomfortable and intense feeling of the nerves on the head of one's penis.
2. The feeling of regret towards one's partner.
3. The feeling of despair.
4. One may feel the desire for solitary.

Person 1- "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Person 2- "Ah.....yeah man. she was a fuckin jizz kill.

Person 1- "Ah fuck that fuckin sucks.lol. I hate it when that shit happens"

Person 2- ".....yeah...."

by Tuk Toi April 19, 2009