Jeffrey Matheson

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018

Jeffie

Someone who always backs a Kickstarter the moment it goes up, and always at the highest tier.

"Hey bro, you see that new Praxis Kickstarter?" ... "Yeah, man, I pounced on that shit instantly. Top Tier!" ... "You're such a fucking Jeffie!"

"That new RPG Kickstarter last night ... I Jeffied that shit quick!"

by zeroprep August 2, 2018

Jefferson, Ohio

A mostly farm town located near Ashtabula, Ohio. It has a small population and everyone that lives there knows each other well. There's not much to do with the exception of a few bars and a bowling alley. On weekends most of the local teens have fires with friends and share a few beers. There is a local Fairgrounds where the Ashtabula County Fair is held every year and a small Sheriff Department which watches over the small town.

In Jefferson, Ohio you may see a lot of cows

by DipSpitJuice September 27, 2018

jeftali

Jeftali is that cute guy that says he ain't interested in zodiac bitch but we all know the truth

Damn Jeftali going at it again

by Pussyslayer679 March 9, 2019

jeff basos

the action of losing a shit ton of money in a divorce and then being publicly shamed to the point of losing all your hair and looking like a boiled fucking egg screwed a 54 year old Russian guy

wow that guy looks like a real jeff basos, what a loser

by Communist boi 68 plus 1 March 13, 2019

Jeffsexual

Is where you are attracted to the extremely beautiful Jeff the Killer. You should look up pictures of him at night alone for sexy time. His face will forever be in your dreams. So remember to

Go. To. Sleep. ;)

Jeffsexual i.e.

Fan girl 1: OMG have you heard of Jeff the Killer?!
Fan girl 2: OMG yaaaaasssssss!!! He's so gorgeous!!!!
Normal fucking person: *is having nightmare about Jeff the Killer's face*

by IDefinedSomethingHere April 9, 2019

Jeff'd

To be jeff'd is to have one's asshole licked in a delicate but succulent way. One will often see how far one's tounge will get in and have a proper scoop around. Everyone wants to be Jeff'd... Do you?

Ideally you have to be on your back with your legs at a 90 degree angle for proper access to the anal cavity.

Started off in August 2019 in Prague and became a trend.

I got jeff'd last night and it's put a spring in my step and she didn't have to pay for pudding it's a win win situation.

by Cardiff Jeff August 23, 2019