Japanese Meatrake

The act of spreading your fingers while fisting - thus raking the meat.

The movement resembles the claws of a cat prepping a pillow.

Hi Kevin, did you like your karaoke or prefered my Japanese Meatrake last night

by Datieje November 3, 2023

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Japanese Empire

The Empire of Japan (Japanese: 大日本帝国, Dai Nippon Teikoku or Dai Nihon Teikoku), also referred to as the Japanese Empire, Imperial Japan, or simply Japan, was the Japanese nation-statei that existed from the Meiji Restoration in 1868 until the enactment of the reformed Constitution of Japan in 1947. From 29 August 1910 until 2 September 1945, it administered the naichi (the Japanese archipelago and post-1943 Karafuto) and the gaichi (Korea, Taiwan, Kwantung Leased Territory, and pre-1943 Karafuto). The South Seas Mandate was a single Japanese dependent territory in the name of the League of Nations under Japanese administration. In the closing stages of World War II, with Japan defeated alongside the rest of the Axis, the formalized Japanese Instrument of Surrender was issued in compliance with the Potsdam Declaration of the victorious Allies, and Japanese de facto territory subsequently shrunk to cover only the Japanese archipelago as it is today.

"The Japanese Empire has retreated"
"Japanese Empire will rule the pacific!"

by mu1lexx December 18, 2023

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🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.

A biological miracle; 🐮 Two Japanese Dairy Cows 🐮 have been milked for decades

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024

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japanese jiggle jelq

an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,

consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect

created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s

yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!

by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024

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