A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)
Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)
by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

A Health Science Major Reject
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
by premed guru June 18, 2025

by PotatoSkin1239876Roger May 16, 2021

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.
A definition made in honour of his wedding day
A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work
"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.
A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
The best science, it will definitely work
"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.
A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025

by CoolKid103012301031 June 20, 2023

by creamy bill nye the science February 27, 2023
