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Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.
John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.
by Svifias November 3, 2018
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Manfred Monday

The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you
person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.

person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!
by emeryyhearts April 15, 2024
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Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
by Warcat March 16, 2020
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Monday

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂
"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"
by The_one_true_shrek May 7, 2017
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Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).
"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."
by madeine July 19, 2016
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Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .
by Meh life March 15, 2020
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krusty monday

krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.
"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "
by bad man 69 x May 29, 2018
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