A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners
by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019
When one of your friends drinks themselves into a such a drunken state they can no longer function properly. This usually takes place at festivals and could involve rolling themselves onto a camp fire, coma like states of sleep, soiling themselves and most definitely blowing raspberry's on strangers
by Hatty Fattima June 09, 2009
Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.
by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 06, 2022
The most amazing man in the entire world. He is strong and brave. You can always count on him to be there when you need him. He'll love you for who you are and you can trust him to always be honest with you. He's one of a kind.
by Allisonmarie May 18, 2016
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by The French Whore January 10, 2016
a) The act of ripping your trousers in the crack area.
b) A very good looking woman. Preferably with blonde hair and a gorgeous face.
b) A very good looking woman. Preferably with blonde hair and a gorgeous face.
by Emily Bull February 27, 2017