take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".
by Captain Breed April 12, 2017
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Lambda pants

Alternative term for Y-fronts. The shape of the fly, although resembling an upside-down 'Y', actually looks more like a lambda symbol (the right way up).
I'm wearing my best lambda pants for my date tonight - I hope she likes them. At least the skid marks won't be too obvious.
by Funkmaster74 November 24, 2010
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Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
by MedeaDemonblood August 22, 2011
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Cozy Pants

Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.
Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.
by The Great Turbanini May 16, 2014
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Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.
by CougarMom August 25, 2018
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munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.
damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him
by beansbeansbeans July 09, 2020
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dinner pants

Phrase used at the point during a meal when one must undo the first button of one's pants to continue eating in comfort. It is used as a warning (see below).
Halfway through the third course of thanksgiving dinner Hollis shouted "dinner pants" and popped open her fly.
by hnyinny May 16, 2010
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