When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up
by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022
Get the Pants Guacmug. (noun) 1. skinny jeans when wore by men. 2. pants so overly tappered and tight, they look like they were borrowed from your sister.
1. John completed his Emo look by wearing a pair of sister's pants. 2. "Man, look at that kid over there," exclaimed Derick as he pointed out a 20-something year old man wearing a pair of sausage-tight jeans, "how can those sister's pants be comfortable!"
by burkeysway June 3, 2010
Get the sister's pantsmug. by SeeiouslyWTFHandleIsntTaken May 26, 2017
Get the touchy pantsmug. by Mreyeball April 18, 2022
Get the Flirty-Pantsmug. by XxEdpGamingMasterxX May 4, 2023
Get the Out of pantsmug. An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
by TV News Chick May 9, 2020
Get the Salmon Pantsmug. An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011
Get the Pants moneymug.