Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Worldstar Idiot

Someone who is a huge idiot, so much so that it makes them a Worldstar Idiot. They are snobby, rude, and have no respect for themselves or others.

Jared: “That dude is such a jerk!”
Lin: “Yeah! He’s more than that though.. he’s like a worldstar idiot!”

Jared: “Lmao, yeah.”

by Xx.Ammie.xX May 3, 2021

Idiot stick

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb

-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick

by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017

status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.

"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."

by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009

fucking idiot

Someone who uses discord marriage bot thinking it’s funny or something

Woe, look at this fucking idiot who thinks discord bots are funny

by Smishy panda February 3, 2021

Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent

"Frank you're the Long idiot"

by Squibitz April 17, 2022