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internet-fag

A fantastical language used by deluded, sexually deprived internet dwellers who have strayed so far from the edge of reality and into the world of the "interwebs" that even the dialect and language itself have become fragmented and replaced with running, esoteric internet jokes (a.k.a. "memes").
"Dude did you even understand what that guy was saying?"

"Not really man... I'm pretty sure he was speaking in internet-fag."
by llamaneck12 January 18, 2012
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internet dad

Someone who is your dad on the internet, and tells you what is right and what is wrong when it comes to the internet and dealing with the edgy kids who tell a joke and hurt your feelings. Someone you feel close to but respect as a superior and would not want to disrespect.
My internet dad said that dating an egirl is a bad idea.
by egrill137 June 18, 2018
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Internet explorer

Microsoft's web browser, which comes default with Windows, and is a built in part of the opererating system.

It's lack of security has made it a target for viruses, and other exploits.

See also Mozilla Netscape and Opera
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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Internet Explorer

someone who is otherwise unemployed, and spends their entire waking life trawling the internet for free pornography.
"Since Gary lost his job, he has become a full time Internet Explorer"

"Don't be an internet explorer all your life. Get some real sex"
by MagickDio February 6, 2010
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Internet Typing Law

The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
by Masta_J December 9, 2008
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internet sandman

One who steals data, movies, or music through the use of the internet. Most commonly the person can't be detected while the information is being stolen.
"Wow that was an awesome movie. How did you get the DVD, the movie is still in theatres?"
"I'm an internet sandman, I can get anything online."
by Stan Naydin September 7, 2005
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internet sex change

When a person, usually male, on the internet changes their listed gender to the opposite one on some website. Some people only do this for attention, but there are others who feel seriously about it and want to begin living on the internet as the opposite sex since they can't do it in real life.
Did you hear about John's internet sex change? He changed his gender on Last FM to 'female' and has been acting like he has always been a woman. Maybe he has been, it's the internet so you can never be completely sure.
by deathwish124 September 2, 2009
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