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boobs for brains

When a girl is super attractive but really dumb, usually has big boobs, lots of make up and is very dimsighted.
Guy 1: "hey did you ever get with that girl?"
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."
by maccaronitoni November 17, 2014
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Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness October 5, 2011
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pp brain

A pp brain is when a person is stupid in the head

It could also mean craving pp or having a dirty mind
fam, why you always having a pp brain smh
by jackwasactuallytaken November 23, 2021
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Krill Brain

Someone who's brain is equal to that of a krill's; stupid ass
Damn bro, you really be using that krill brain today huh
by big shlong john April 16, 2020
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Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.
While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.
by Alex Terego February 23, 2014
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