human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.

Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.

by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017

human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016

human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless

Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...

by parleton May 21, 2011

Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.

That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.

by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009

Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.

"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"

by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021

Human GPS

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.

We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.

by Harry Bird September 13, 2010