hose guy

Most dangerous thing that exists ever

The hose guy can destroy anything

by Mooseymoose1235 January 20, 2017

hosebeast

A woman wearing panty hose without having shaved her legs.

Mary hasn't shaved in months and looked like a total hosebeast with those stockings.

by Squish Biscuit January 22, 2017

hoedriver

A woman that drivers through willy

She's a hoedriver look at her go

by The Beee March 20, 2017

hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon

"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"

by David Montgomery the third July 22, 2017

Hose Tucker

A guy who tucks his hose and acts like a woman

Bro my friend hooked up with a hose Tucker last night.

What the fuck!

Yeah he almost killed him thinking he was a she.

by Tom at v cu Hz to October 10, 2017

hoedwinked

When a male or female shows actions of being hoe, but in a calm behind your back manor. Basically an example of getting your heart stolen by a hoe.

I got hoedwinked by the girl I've been talking to for 4 months...

by EtwanC23 November 22, 2017

Hoedover

When a friend gets off with a guy you are talking to/dating/crushing on, behind your back.

Person 1: “my best mate just snogged my prom date behind my back”

Person 2: “damn you got hoedover badly”

by Annie_cos December 1, 2017