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Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018
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guitar on deck

Quite a high and rare compliment given by one musician to, or about, a guitarist - after hearing/seeing them play.
As in one considers the other to be good enough to stand in for a band if their guitarist couldn't play.
Usually used as an exclamation: "GUITAR ON DECK!!" after performance
by writhian September 9, 2021
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String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
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Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned
I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out
by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019
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mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010
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Guitar effect

When something or someone doesn’t feel the same as it used to and there is no point anymore.
I tried to play guitar after years but i don’t have the same passion, its a guitar effect.
by John the mailman September 16, 2023
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Bass Guitar

The best instrument to ever exist. Has 4 strings and is 1 octave lower than a guitar.
I play the bass guitar for the school band.
by dhar woman January 15, 2023
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