Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 21, 2024

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or decided by the Va'ad.

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon April 1, 2023

Bermudian Flicker Gooning

Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.

"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"

by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024

Goon Blanket

A blanket that you goon into.

Or a blanket that you bust a load into

"did you see Chad's new goon blanket?"
"I heard he's been blasting a lot of loads into it"

by Tokyo885 April 30, 2025

Gooning

Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.

"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Goon Sounding

Goon sounding is the process of gooning while sounding.

I was goon sounding the other day and I accidentally got blood all over my sounding rod!

by The Eastern Docker January 22, 2025

Goon

A person who is stupid and generally dumb, Acts stupid and out of place.

He is still texting us? what a goon.

by Kremvhis May 31, 2018