knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph
David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
by WadedVinos July 17, 2020
mugGet the in my basement really high playing guitarmug.

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.
“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”
by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024
mugGet the Norwegian Guitar Stringmug.

Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018
mugGet the Air Guitarmug.

guitar on deck

Quite a high and rare compliment given by one musician to, or about, a guitarist - after hearing/seeing them play.
As in one considers the other to be good enough to stand in for a band if their guitarist couldn't play.
Usually used as an exclamation: "GUITAR ON DECK!!" after performance
by writhian September 9, 2021
mugGet the guitar on deckmug.

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
mugGet the String my guitarmug.

Guitar villain

A game for people that didn't want to be the guitar hero when they grew up and thought guitar hero had too many rules.
Guitar villain is a game where people that play guitar hero and want change or other options don't feel excluded, unwelcome, or outcast.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
mugGet the Guitar villainmug.
Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.
Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.
by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024
mugGet the Strumming the Hair Guitarmug.

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