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guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.
"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"
by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016
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guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.
(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"
by luciferous July 19, 2019
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hendrix a guitar

setting fire to and/or burning your guitar
how to hendrix a guitar

*person smashing guitar*

person 2: what the hell man?
person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!
by flamingfretboard October 9, 2012
mugGet the hendrix a guitarmug.

Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.
Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*
by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023
mugGet the Guitar playermug.

Guitar Amp

The only electronic device that becomes more desirable the more physically and functionally broken it is.
my brand new guitar amp sucks. i am going to but a $69,000 goldentone amp off ebay that was found in a pond and all the tubes are burnt out
by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023
mugGet the Guitar Ampmug.

Guitar Pick Necklace

A fabulous piece of modern pop jewelry gaining popularity since about 1995. This jewelry features a pendant made out of a guitar pick or plectrum which can be made from a variety of materials including celluloid which is the current industry standard.
Hey, let's go to www.pickchick.com and see if we can find a great new guitar pick necklace to go with our outfits!
by Tabitha12 April 26, 2011
mugGet the Guitar Pick Necklacemug.

Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!
“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard
by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025
mugGet the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitarmug.

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