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Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.
Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"
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giving-a-fuck meter

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Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.
I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.
by Okzoz June 1, 2011
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Fuck Meter

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The amount of exitement exerted by the female during sexual intercourse; the intensity of sexual intercourse
When I fucked that dude, my fuck meter was turned off.

Your fuck meter is off the charts!
by ChanMan415 October 20, 2008
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National Fuck Meat Day

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National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!
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I'd fuck Meg Griffin

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To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.
After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".
by b_rock44 March 2, 2011
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