five-minute mofo

person who leaves a five minute long message on your answering machine.

your mama is a five minute mofo ,everyday.

by ezekial420 January 28, 2005

5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

by Crippler8 February 24, 2008

good minute

not quite as long as a minute, but as GOOD AS a minute.

Desmond: Yo Mr. Gordon, how long is a "good minute"
Mr. Gordon: less than a minute, but just as good

by Bizzlitz Masta January 15, 2008

New York Minute

Quicker than quick; a "New York minute" is relative to a few seconds everywhere else.

"It happened so fast; it was all over in a New York minute!"

by sharona December 09, 2003

Litres Per Minute

Litres of fluid sucked through a straw within a minute -

you could use it as a measuring device for felching competitions - to establish the winner - for example - Competitor B was the winner, with X amount litres of cum averaging X litres per minute thankyou very much.

by Phillip Newton July 17, 2003

make it count minutes

Making the most out of the last 10 minutes of a really long conversation.

Please tell me how much you love me in the final make it count minutes.

by Feisty Squirrel October 02, 2011

Grilled cheese minute

A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.

"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"

by Artholor the Great October 18, 2014