floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

by Ryan July 28, 2003

floppy disk

Floppy disk... a limp dick

My dick went from a floppy disk to a hard drive when she walked by...

by Reneec August 30, 2005

floppy

A horrible assault on a man's genitals, wherein the assailant loosens up his arm and, using it like a whip, smacks the victim's junk with the tip of the back of his hand (preferably the tip of the middle finger).

Dude, did you see that floppy? He floppied him so hard, the poor guy threw up!

by WinBerg July 16, 2008

Floop

The British slang word for Homosexaul, Gay, Fag, Queer, Bundle of Sticks, Etc. Relating acts of homosexaulity of the same sex.

Floop, Gay, Fag, Queer, Carpet Muncher

by Christopher Howell September 5, 2006

Floop

A Belgian snack food morsel promoted by Bassplayer Derek Smalls of the heavy metal group Spinal Tap.

The snack consists of congo chocolate and crushed mass wafers surrounding a core of diced witloof.

"Pick up some Floop...some people find its quite tasty." Derek Smalls

by Wig Wellington August 23, 2009

Floopily

A cigarette that hasn't been packed correctly and has that one gap in the middle where there's no tobacco is floopily.

Steve, fix that shit. Ur square's all floopily and stuff..

by HilDawg420 October 27, 2010

Floop

To inadvertently caress a blunt point with the intention to pinch but failing to do so.

He flooped my left breast!

by Mark Vernon April 16, 2008