Florida nosing

Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.

I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.

by Snuffy77 February 09, 2018

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 31, 2024

florida milkshake

the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina

my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week

by secretlyapepe April 04, 2022

Florida Citrus Center

More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?

Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?

by Hurricane2005 June 01, 2023

Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.

Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.

by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023