Fishing

When you bend over and get fisted elbow deep by two other men at the same time

You: “Hey bro! Want to do some fishing?”
Person: “Yes man. Ill be over in afew minutes. Make sure you let Jimmy know were going fishing”

by AssBlasterMaster April 13, 2020

Fishing

The best thing a guy could be doing

If he’s fishing hes the one🔒

by 🙈🔥🍋 June 18, 2020

fishing for feminism

women how behave like a slut but want to here "You go girl".

i started an onlyfans account but wasnt expecting that kind of sexual feedback - fishing for feminism

by mrkeffy June 29, 2020

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

fishing goon

Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.

Hey look dad its that crazy old fishing goon, back at it again fishing the drainage sewer.

by Fishing goon September 13, 2020

FishingWithFlair

Doesn’t really fish, but still puts out great content. Accompanied by Bonzo and Pool Jet

What are you watching?

FishingWithFlair

by Boknowsfishing November 18, 2020

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020