buzz feed derangement syndrome

The act of making things up to create a enormous amount of attention only to have to admit you are lying within 24 hours. Also know as Fake News, CNN’s Little Brother or BFDS.

Did you hear about those high school kids that surrounded an Indian tribe and threatened them all with slurs and violence? Next day.... You must suffer from Buzz Feed Derangement Syndrome, did you not research before you told everyone that crap?

by Lostone January 21, 2019

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Ghost Feed

When a connection is said to be present; but is clearly missing.

John spent the entire weekend trying to fix a Ghost Feed, when all he had to do was reset his router.

by ReaverW October 21, 2010

Feed the baby birds

A vomit burp. Or basically like mother birds that regurgitate food for their young...

"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"

*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"

"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"

by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013

The hand that feeds

Don't bite it.

Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

Feeding the beast

The act of using your foreskin to hold a pouch of chew.

"Bro I'm bussing so hard off this chew"
"I don't see a chew in your mouth"
"Bro, I'm feeding the beast"

by Beastfeeder July 26, 2016

Flux feeding

The act of eating while taking a dump, therefore generating a flow.

No mom im not jerking off, I'm just flux feeding

by Monkibisness May 27, 2020