The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
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The "Grey" factor

When you are totally, completely, ridiculously obsessed with "Sasha Grey" the pornstar.
Person 1: Dude! i watched so much porn of sasha grey last night! it was great!

Person 2: Um...you may be suffering from The "Grey" factor bro, thats not very healthy.
by Bibliotheca April 12, 2014
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The Ho Factor

Used for ranking how hot a chick is. The Ho Factor decreases the hotness for being a slut.
Person 1: Hey look how hot that chick is!
Person 2: Yeah, but once you put in The Ho Factor...
Person 1: Oh, you're right. She's not that hot now.
by dirtygirlfree April 19, 2011
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Kranstant Factor

A measure, in number of fingers (nail side-up), the width between a womans legs at the point of the crotch.
That chick is so fit, she must be a model especially with a Kranstant Factor of about 3-3.5
by LordFarquaad May 15, 2011
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obtuse factor

isa: oh wow that girl over there is obese and a faggot
vivi: OMG no dont say that in puic, lets use code words shes an obtuse factor
by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 29, 2023
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Obtuse factor

a factor in math thats very obtuse
isa: oh wow that girl that is horizontally challenged looks like she could solve an obtuse factor equation
vivi: oh wow yes shes very obtuse factor
by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 29, 2023
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shit factor

N. The opposite of an "it factor". The undefinable quality that makes some one unlikable.
by JoeStizzy March 11, 2017
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