blank-face

To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.

So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.

by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009

Face Prison

Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.

"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."

"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"

by Alfsonso March 17, 2010

pineapple face mask

A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face

I want Madison to give me a pineapple face mask.
I wanna give you you a pineapple face mask

by Brodskie April 9, 2020

Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

by TimCT February 3, 2009

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

face purging

When you get rid of the erroneous, random folks that you've collected as facebook friends. Most you have not met, they just had a profile pic that appealed to you, you took the bait, and they accepted.

After face purging, I no longer needed to pay attention to club/crappy bar special invites of the women/Justin Gurians I invited to be my FB friends... finally, I was at peace.

by asusundevil12345 March 12, 2010

face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.

1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."

by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010